File this beneath “essentially the most random CoJ submit ever,” however the different day, Freddie and I went to a celebration…
We snagged seats on the kitchen desk and had been snacking on potato chips, when our pal launched into an awesome parenting story. “After a protracted day with my youngsters, I desperately wanted a couple of minutes of alone time,” she informed us. “I made a decision to take a bathe and informed my six-year-old twins to play collectively in my bed room. I regarded them within the eyes and stated, ‘Come get me ONLY if it’s an emergency.’”
Two minutes later — you guessed it — our pal heard loud knocking on the lavatory door. “Mother!!!!” her daughter shouted. “I must let you know one thing!!!!!!” She saved banging till her mother acquired out of the bathe, bare and dripping, and cracked the door.
“MOM,” stated her daughter, her eyes broad.
“Sure?!”
“Two Pomeranians survived the Titanic.”
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Oh my gosh, at that kitchen desk, Freddie and I couldn’t cease laughing. Typically you simply actually need to share a cool reality. Bonus: it was true!
The story jogged my memory of Brooke Barker’s e book of Unhappy Animal Info – have you ever learn it? Listed here are just a few:
Lastly, on my Hinge courting profile (rip), I went with this immediate:
One other banger!
So, on this sweaty Wednesday, please share with the group: What’s a enjoyable reality you understand?
P.S. What’s your persona sort, and are you a billion seconds outdated?
(Prime picture by Taylor Kampa/Stocksy.)
